A Guide To The Most Evil Job Interview Questions

So last month I tackled some of the common jobyou're overqualified it seems to imply you're either
interview questions you are likely to field. Some ofdesperate for work (which you may well be, but you
them may have seemed tricky, but they're small frydon't want them to know) or likely to move on within a
compared to some of these tough interview questionsfew months. If this comes up, you need to convince
that employers reserve for when they really want tothem that it's just the kind of job you'd really enjoy - it's
make the applicants sweat!hard to do, but when answering interview questions,
But fret not, dear readers - there are answers to (orconvince them you have a high tolerance for boredom
at least efficient ways of dodging) the most fiendish ofor that this kind of work is the type of thing you love
job interview questions. How? Read on...doing and they should be thrilled to hire somebody so
"Some of this job will be repetitive and mundane. Areable.
you seriously okay with that?""You haven't been in your current job very long -
Ouch - how's that for an opening tough interviewwhy?"
question? Of course no one is over the moon aboutThe job interview process is expensive both in terms
repetitiveness and they know this, which is why ifof costs and time - the employers don't want to be in
you're overly positive you'll smack of insincerity -a position where they hire you and find you're looking
they're not just looking for an intelligent, positiveto move on within 3 months. They need their
response here, but one that's believable! To that end, ininvestment to be rewarded, and as such you need to
answering this interview question you might find aset their minds at ease and convince them that it is
good response to be something like: "Of course allyour intention to be in 'for the long haul'. A reasonable
jobs have elements that are repetitive and lessanswer to this would therefore be something along the
interesting than the others, but I've always tried to givelines of "I felt I had learned all I could with my current
100% in every aspect of my work - mundane or not."employers and need to move on to enhance my
"How have you managed to attend this job interviewcareer. I am now ready to settle down and devote
during office hours?"myself fully to something I can commit to in the
This tough interview question may as well have beenlong-term."
rephrased "does your boss know you're here?""You've been in your current job for a very long time -
because that's what they're asking! It should be fairlywhy?"
obvious that the right answer isn't "I pulled a sicky!" AThe flipside of the long-term human resources
good answer to this is "I took some of myinvestment coin is that employers are often
pre-allocated holiday time to attend", or if you wantunimpressed by someone who seems to lack the
extra brownie points it will look exceptional to sayambition or ability to get another job. It's a bit unfair, and
"Regrettably, I was out of paid holiday time, so I askedshould be easy enough to defend with one of the
my employer for some unpaid leave. I don't think itmany legitimate explanations of employee dedication -
would be fair on them to pay me for time spenta love of the job, good friendships, or a good old
attending other job interviews."fashioned sense of loyalty.
"You know what the job involves - which part do you"Have you been attending other job interviews?"
think sounds the least appealing?"This job interview question is tough and can have both
This interview question is incredibly mean andnegative and positive repercussions. It could be an
unfortunately there is no easy way out. You could tryassessment of how much you want the job ("I'm only
and keep it short with a "Having read through the jobapplying to this one simply because it seems ideal for
description, there isn't anything which really doesn'tmy ambitions and skill set") or a cheeky way of
appeal to me" but if the job does have unappealingassessing if their rivals are interested in you ("I've been
elements (and 99% of jobs do!) then you'll cometalking to a few other companies and considering my
across as insincere. If there are aspects of the joboptions.") You have to use your own judgment to
which you can see yourself hating then be honestwork out their intentions based on the tone of the
about it - just make sure it isn't a major part of the job,interviewers and the other interview questions they
and try to play it down when answering the interviewask. If you are in any doubt you could try hedging your
question with a "but every job has some areas whichbets and combining both the previous answers: "I have
don't appeal, so I would still endeavour to take onbeen talking to some other companies, but in all
these less appealing elements in a mature andhonesty this job is my preference, as the job
professional manner."description seems to match my experience and
"What kind of person do you find it hard to workskillset."
alongside?""What is your current salary?"
Although this interview question seems like an easyThis is a cheeky job interview question that you should
pitfall, there is real potential to turn a negative into aavoid giving the straight-answer to! They're trying to
positive! Start off your answer with your best trait, assave money as much as possible, and by working out
in "I've always thought of myself as very hardworkingyour current wage they hope to be able to offer you
sincere/quick/efficient, and so I sometimes find itthe bare minimum (a slight increase on your current
frustrating to work alongside those who lack thatsalary) - if you don't tell them, then you're in a far
particular quality. That said, I do pride myself on beingbetter position to negotiate. "It isn't about the salary for
very easy to get along with and a team player, and Ime really - it's the whole job package that interests
have never met someone I can't work alongside."me." Avoid directly answering the interview question
When answering the interview question this way, youhere, and you should be fine.
highlight your positive points rather than other people'sThese tough interview questions are difficult to answer
negatives.sufficiently, but the employer knows this - remember
"To be honest, you seem to be overqualified for thisevery applicant will receive the same grilling, and if you
position..."have the preparatory edge to put you ahead of your
Not an interview question as such, but something thatrivals, you have every change of pipping them to the
definitely needs to be effectively deflected: if they feelpost.